LOST IN LINGERIE!!

“Ohh, how did I let this happen? I only went out for one drink with my ex, and now I’m lost with no money or phone, and I’m dressed in her lingerie! Ohhh, the further I walk the more lost! get! Plus, it’s getting brighter and brighter and people are going to start going out and there going to see me in this skimpy black lingerie! Why did I let this happen? I knew she was mad at me. I knew she couldn’t have just wanted drinks to kiss and make up. I knew something like this would happen! So why did I say I’d meet her?! Damn, I’m an idiot! An idiot who is totally screwed. Is that a house behind those trees? …Oh…it’s a bar…fuck…it’s a famous Trucker’s joint. *gulp*