PANTY THIEF!!

Come on Mom, Anne is obviously lying to you. I was not trying to sneak into her room to get her panties. I just needed some money. This is so humiliating mom. Making me wear her lingerie and dolling me up like some sissy. I am your son for god’s sake and Anne is my little sister. What will she think when she sees me like this? She won’t ever respect me again. Please make this stop mom…the bulge in these panties is so visible….NOO I won’t tape my dick inwards.. Wait…you what? You invited Jake? Why would you call my gay friend over? Oh, come on mom, this is bullshit…I cannot go out with him on a date with another man looking like this…I am straight, and I have a girlfriend. You want him to take me to Paddy’s Girlhouse? That is where my girlfriend works, mom!!